i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He did a backflip because drugs
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