that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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