I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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