3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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