Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
