Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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