I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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