It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
