Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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