Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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