I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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