So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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