dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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