I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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