Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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