I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
But break dance skills will only take you so far
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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