woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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