so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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