More tranny stories later!
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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