We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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