i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You may now shotgun with the bride
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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