He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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