You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
