I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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