is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Let's get the cat blown out
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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