please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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