She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
