he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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