Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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