I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i dont even know how to be here
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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