Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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