I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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