In America we eat man semen.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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