I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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