this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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