well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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