She just used a chaser for red wine.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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