yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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