i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm at about main and main street
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
