Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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