He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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