Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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