he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Alive.
So much puke
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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