your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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