Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
dude. I can hear the air.
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