just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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