his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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