My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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