1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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