who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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