I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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