Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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