You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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