I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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